Stinky Bob

Home Brew Master. Artist. Friend.

I will leave my moth dust on your light bulb
All around your 60watts
I will dance and sing
I will leave complete trust in florescence
If only I could figure
Out your why-er-ing

I believe my off time’s spent impending
If can still reach the switch to
Show you what I mean
Isles reeve through piles of steel with waver
And fluctuating price tags
Leave me questioning

I will do you a favor for a lifesaver
It seems I fell overboard
At sea so could see

If I could be your penguin wings

Defending things with nail proof armor
On hiatus from a world
Of humans that hate us

The deity that made us

Must be laughing

While I keep flying full speed against the glass
It stings a little but
The pain doesn’t last
Into your light bulb each time it turns on
I recast as an insect
Inspecting your flash

Come for breakfast
Stay for Love.
EVERYDAY we
Make it up.
Come forget this
Life you Live.
EVERYDAY we give
and WE GIVE
and we give.

We will sit and
sing the blues.
EVERYDAY we
Let it loose.
Come in restless
Stay to play.
EVERYDAY we give
and we give
our lives away.

Stale chip and hot sauce from last week… still so delicious this evening.
I’m tired… But before I crash to the floor… I should find some real food.
Never mind… I’m not really in the mood… for milk.
Expired… February 11th 2008… wait… what is today’s date? I’m thirsty…
Why must I continue to stand here… and contemplate… what fate exactly drinking this shit might bring.
And I want to sing… I can’t help this strange feeling I get… when it doesn’t smell sour… but the numbers say it might be… is it doubt?

I better pour this out.

The numbers say it might be… catastrophe… disaster.
Am I hearing laughter?
Is that inside my head?
I’m thirsty… I guess I’ll drink water instead.
But I’m pretty hungry too… chips just don’t fill me up like they use to.
So let’s see… chili.
Ok… chili… and TOAST!

Damn… some milk would be nice with this.

I’m not afraid of crocodiles. Survival is my friend.
I can walk and swim for miles enduring to the end.
I feel the need to last,
Through the bare cold to over one hundred degrees of heat.
They don’t get me there fast but,
My ass can go far on… my own two feet.

The taste of a handout is always so sweet until you’re…
Hitting every branch on the way down the family tree.
Is this part of a natural thing of genes… something that I have to be?
Am I a seed falling from above or,
From below do I grow into weeds?

Take my throat and just squeeze a little, you’ll see…
You can’t force the change out of me.
I will prevail. I’m setting sail for freedom.
Fleeing the kingdom. Escaping the moat…
A ten-toe propeller and a dead float make my boat.
Abandoned a ship made for a penny-fishing whaler.

(I’m not afraid of crocodiles.) I am my father’s first born failure.

I do not decry the crowd,
The movement of my thoughts,
Jumping from my mouth out loud without fear.
There may be not enough caffeine in my daily routine.
I want to taste the intensity of true being but,
I am unable to swallow the sun. Do you have to understand?
Under demand to have fun and say I see everything clear,
Even though I do not know what someone I am all the time.
I can be done or just have begun or I can be from beginning to end.
Like the airplane that, then, took us from there… to here.
I can hold a hand out in exhibition this year. I have the intuition,
To design an enterprise of imperfect interpretation superstition.
Like a bowl of bananas with cereal, and sugar, bathing in milk.
Sliding like silk down my throat, this whiskey has me swaying.
Why would When know where Who is again? What was I saying?
1+1-them (you + me)= just us three plus pi … I think… though I stink at math.
Anyway I was wondering why knot if I can tie? I mean…
Let’s take us like the airplane and fly high into the sky,
Have a couple drinks and think about a future serene.
Under the influence of art, infected and in a daze with,
Two days to hold a compound fraction in Las Vegas.

While moving how ever many miles per hour on my bike first thing this morning,
I decided to fly, and realized the fall might hurt. Hit the dirt.
Tucked and rolled, and bounced back up on my feet.
Road rash and adrenaline-fun experienced in the middle of the street.
It wasn’t the first time and,

I want to do it again.
Because it’s when the pain begins that I really know I’m alive.
I gain a sense of confidence every time I am pushed to survive.
While diving so gracefully through the air,
I arrive to this conclusion.

No perception is the same but,
What I am able to see is no illusion.
I am under no spell.
Life is hell… but I know a little secret… well,
I know it works for me,

Every time the rock paper scissors begins, rock wins.

Wait.
Could this be?
A… new… post?
I’m not sure what one looks like… I mean… it’s been so long.

An update…

smiles.

Life is nice.

If only I could paint a picture
that looks like a
sunrise over the lake
on a cool spring morning,
sounds like coffee brewing,
smells like Chocolate Bourbon Cake baking in the oven,
and tastes like toast… fresh from the toaster… with maple syrup.
Delicious.

Work is working and
my weekends end each week sweetly.

Me and Leah… I mean, Leah and I…

Werr happily merrd and having fun
finding fun in a ton of every day… things.

Keeping it cool, groovy, smooth, and comfortable.

Thank you.

Be good.

Goodnight.

We need those things…

.juice.

[INFO] spookybob[/127.0.0.1:52492] logged in
[INFO] Cinnabar77[/192.168.1.2:1072] logged in
[INFO] hey
[INFO] hey sexy :-)
[INFO] i’m building an out post
[INFO] cool
[INFO] i think we should make one in each direction
[INFO] have a north, east, south, and west out post.
[INFO] good idea
[INFO] the sun rises in the north and sets in the south in minecraft world
[INFO] i remember you saying that
[INFO] so i’m working on the West Outpost now
[INFO] how far is the other base from here?
[INFO] just far enough that you can’t see it….
[INFO] i should have made it a lil closer
[INFO] but… i wanted it on top of the hill so i went a lil farther
[INFO] i think i’m lost lol
[INFO] hehe
[INFO] cool – not lost anymore
[INFO] gao
[INFO] tp please
[INFO] Cinnabar77 issued server command: /tp spookybob Cinnabar77
[INFO] [Cinnabar77: Teleported spookybob to Cinnabar77]
[INFO] were you close to the other base?
[INFO] i was working on it
[INFO] dropped a bucket of lava on my head
[INFO] lol
[INFO] lol
[INFO] your stuff is probably still there
[INFO] nope. lava ate it.
[INFO] gao
[INFO] gao
[INFO] i had all the wool on me
[INFO] now we need to shear some sheep
[INFO] gao
[INFO] spookybob issued server command: /tp cinnabar77 spookybob
[INFO] [spookybob: Teleported Cinnabar77 to spookybob]
[INFO] i didn’t realize there was still lava there
[INFO] hehe
[INFO] that’s how i died
[INFO] do you have any torches?
[INFO] nope
[INFO] crap
[INFO] lol
[INFO] i shouldn’t play with lava
[INFO] i got your pickaxe but that’s it
[INFO] tp
[INFO] Cinnabar77 issued server command: /tp spookybob Cinnabar77
[INFO] [Cinnabar77: Teleported spookybob to Cinnabar77]
[WARNING] Cinnabar77 moved wrongly!
[INFO] gao
[INFO] West Outpost. lava pool.
[INFO] lol
[INFO] imma chop some wood
[INFO] i did
[INFO] ok
[INFO] brb
[INFO] ah. lava got you again too?
[INFO] yep
[INFO] need tp?
[INFO] i was trying to scoop it up in a bucket
[INFO] i think i’ll chop more wood first
[WARNING] Cinnabar77 moved wrongly!
[INFO] ok tp please
[INFO] spookybob issued server command: /tp cinnabar77 spookybob
[INFO] [spookybob: Teleported Cinnabar77 to spookybob]
[INFO] do you have any food? I forgot to grab some at the home base
[INFO] a couple melons
[INFO] thanks
[INFO] i’ll go hunt if you’ll build a furnace – I have coal
[INFO] ok
[INFO] tele?
[INFO] we need to sleep in the bed again
[INFO] so we can respawn there
[INFO] last time i moved the beds we lost our spawn points
[INFO] ok
[INFO] yes please
[INFO] spookybob issued server command: /tp cinnabar77 spookybob
[INFO] [spookybob: Teleported Cinnabar77 to spookybob]
[INFO] skele outside the base
[INFO] cool
[INFO] now we need coal
[INFO] the beds got all wet
[INFO] lol
[INFO] what an uncomfortable nights sleep
[INFO] there’s a cave over here
[INFO] wow that goes far down
[INFO] careful
[INFO] i’m over in the other direction
[INFO] i see some coal and iron too
[INFO] cool
[INFO] could you put a block over here please?
[INFO] it’s toofar up for me to put one down
[INFO] or I could do that… duh :-)
[INFO] ehhe
[INFO] creeper down there
[INFO] i found a bunch of coal
[INFO] cool. i’mma head back up
[INFO] nice cave.
[INFO] lol
[INFO] going hunting
[INFO] kk
[INFO] get some good stuffs
[INFO] he he
[INFO] found pumpkins!
[INFO] tele please
[INFO] spookybob issued server command: /tp cinnabar77 spookybob
[INFO] [spookybob: Teleported Cinnabar77 to spookybob]
[INFO] ty
[INFO] :)
[INFO] Cinnabar77 lost connection: disconnect.genericReason
[INFO] Cinnabar77[/192.168.1.2:2081] logged in with entity id 160363 at (87.90310184674593, 64.0, -437.72242655441335)
[INFO] :)
[INFO] i thought you might be done.
[INFO] it froze and I had to restart
[INFO] oh. bummer
[INFO] i found a bug
[INFO] what?’
[INFO] if i stand in this spot i’m on fire… but it dosn’t hurt me
[INFO] weird
[INFO] wanna see? need tele?
[INFO] yes please – got lost again
[INFO] it also stays lit up at night
[INFO] spookybob issued server command: /tp cinnabar77 spookybob
[INFO] [spookybob: Teleported Cinnabar77 to spookybob]
[INFO] i thought lava did that normally
[INFO] see
[INFO] i’m on fire
[INFO] doesn’t look lik you’re on fire to me
[INFO] weird
[INFO] you try standing here
[INFO] are you on fire?
[INFO] nope
[INFO] What?!
[INFO] weeeeeird
[INFO] i’m on fire
[INFO] i don’t see any lava here
[INFO] hehee… i like the sign
[INFO] Is my cat skin still on?
[INFO] ya
[INFO] i’m pretteh sure
[INFO] when I look in my inventory it’s not
[INFO] it’s still on
[INFO] the update made things buggy
[INFO] i thought the enderman got you
[INFO] he warped away
[INFO] i found out other cave
[INFO] it might be this same one
[INFO] it’s seems to go on forever
[INFO] i’m about to be lost
[INFO] endy down below you
[INFO] and a creeper
[INFO] found npc mine
[INFO] wonder if it connects to the other one we found
[INFO] i have food if you need some
[INFO] i do
[INFO] *kissess*
[INFO] :)
[INFO] wanna explore the npc mine.
[INFO] might find some treasure.
[INFO] or bread. lol
[INFO] i think i’m ready for tacos
[INFO] lots of monsters.
[INFO] mmm… ok. let’s take a break. eat tacos, watch that movie…. then later play more. cool?
[INFO] my wrist could use the rest.
[INFO] groovy toast :-)
[INFO] do you hear that noise? it sounds like glomp
[INFO] ya
[INFO] either slime or ender… i think.
[INFO] hehe… at first I thought it said art hut
[INFO] i’d put a painting up but i don’t have any wool
[INFO] me either
[INFO] there we go
[INFO] nice lil zombie shelter
[INFO] spookybob lost connection: disconnect.quitting
[INFO] Cinnabar77 lost connection: disconnect.quitting

Apr 182012


Toasty

How to make a bird house in three easy steps.
First, do not stay thirsty my friends. Instead,
Go ahead and quench your thirst.
Next, please move on to one of the following.
A: Give everything you own away.
B: Continue reading along with me.

Already, your bird house is almost complete.
You’re almost there… just a few more feet to the door. Then…
When you get in, go back out again and repeat until it’s sore.
Step away and say “eff-you-see-kay” with underlining intensity.
All right! Congratulations!
You can watch now as the squirrels dance up the tree,
Twitterpated and sweet for your treats.


If you’re not listening when the birds sing,
You could be missing something amazing.

Dec 082011

The Willing Wheat beer by Toasty Bros. home brewed beers

Toasty Bros. Home brewed beer

This Pale Ale is made with Muntons Light DME, Briess CBW Golden Light LME, Palisade bittering hops AA 6.7%, Cascade Flavor hops AA5.0%, more Cascade hops for Aroma, and Safeale-US 05 dry ale yeast.

6.1% ABV

21.91 IBU

photography by Cinnabar

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/dick-figures-1

D=Rok is the head brewer of this batch.

Inebriated Sober American Cream Ale

From Willamette Hops and Malt Extracts

Photos taken while bottling Toasty Bros. Round Two – Amber Ale

Toast is bread that has been browned by exposure to radiant heat. This browning reaction is known as the Maillard reaction. Toasting warms the bread and makes it firmer, so it holds toppings more securely. Toasting is a common method of making stale bread more palatable. In a modern kitchen, the usual method of toasting bread is by the use of a toaster, an electrical appliance made for that purpose. To use a modern toaster, sliced bread is placed into the narrow slots on the top of the toaster, the toaster is tuned to the correct setting (some may have more elaborate settings than others) and a lever on the side is pushed down. The toast is ready when the lever pops up along with the toast. If the bread is insufficiently toasted, the lever can be pressed down again. One of the first home toasting appliances that was available would only toast one side of the bread at a time, so the bread had to be flipped over half way through.

Bread can also be toasted under a grill (US: broiler), in an open oven, or lying on an oven rack. Toaster ovens are special small appliances made for toasting bread or for heating small amounts of other foods.

Bread can also be toasted by holding it near but not directly over an open flame, such as a campfire or fireplace; special toasting utensils (e.g. toasting forks) are made for this purpose. Before the invention of modern cooking appliances such as toasters and grills, this was the only available method of producing toast.

Toast is made using slices of bread. Many brands of ready sliced bread are available, some specifically marketing their suitability for toasting.Toast is most commonly eaten with butter or margarine spread over it, and may be served with preserves, spreads, or other toppings in addition to or instead of butter. Toast and jam or marmalade is popular in Britain. A few other condiments that can be enjoyed with toast are jam, chocolate spread, peanut butter, yeast extract, mayonnaise, honey, and cream cheese. Some sandwiches call for toast to be used rather than bread; with the BLT being a prime example of this.

Toast is an important component of many breakfasts, and is also important in some traditional bland specialty diets for people with gastrointestinal problems such as diarrhea.

In the United Kingdom, a dish popular with children is a soft-boiled egg eaten with toast ‘soldiers’ at breakfast. Strips of toast (the “soldiers”) are dipped into the runny yolk of a boiled egg through a hole made in the top of the eggshell, and eaten.

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